Last night, I had a dream that I had special vitamins. The label's supplemental facts listed some ingredients and their functions, and the first one was "white man's sweat (adenosine... ...)" (for biology geeks: no, it was not adenosine tri-phosphate; it was adenosine [I forget the rest]).
I was kind of embarrassed of having these strange vitamins, and I didn't want to seem vain about my race or anything, so I concealed them from people who glanced in my direction. I also had this strange pill called "how to get white chicks" or something, and I DEFINITELY didn't want anybody to see THAT. If anyone found out, they'd immediately assume that that's how I've been getting the few girls I'd ever gotten. They would also assume that I have a preference for blonde chicks -- something that my friend Alexene had always suspected, and that I had always denied.
One part of me knew that I didn't need these stupid pills, especially that "how to get white chicks" one. So I passed on that. But the other one was more intriguing. I wondered, "Do white people really have something in their sweat Asian people don't?" And so I took the pill. I suddenly felt more confident. Fortunately, penis enlargement was not implicated at all in my dream, which suggests that I am not insecure about that very popular stereotype of Asian people.
Shortly afterwards, I found myself in a strange game of counter-strike holding DUAL deagles! Which is impossible in counter-strike; there are dual elites, and the deagle, but never dual deagles. I was amazed by their firepower together. (sidenote: I played a LOT of counterstrike last night)
Interpretation of dream: When I sweat like a white man, I become a lunatic serial killer.
Freudian interpretation: I have a secret desire to be white and have two penises.
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