Saturday, December 25, 2010

Unhinge back of head (very short)

I am sitting with some bros eating some food.

I notice out of the corner of my eye one of my friends opening up the back of his head with his hands. His head is hinged at the front and can open from the back.

He systematically stuffs some spaghetti noodles into his head.

He closes his head.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Maggots, posessed people, etc.

changing lightbulb to 65 watts instead of 75 watts.

halogen lamp began to sizzle so i turn it off and i look up and there are WORMS

then suddenly MAGGOTS IN MY HAIR and when i brush them they come out ahhh and i hear FLIES IN MY EAR!

SO I GO TAKE SHOWER TO WASH THEM OFF IT SO SCARY

then i am at gbc with some friends except it is like at crossroads. the lady swipe i have no mealpoints so i say use debit

i have to katch up to my friends, simmern is there and kathleen. simmern throws a basketball at kathleen who fails to catch so i catch, i drible and it's hard to dribble especially with cars on the left side on street, i afraid basketball will roll to them.

we pass a couple of cop cars and one undercover cop car and now instead of walking with friends i am in car with family.

we are suspicious of cops might break into gang war but we keep going to our destination thing at bottom of hill.

we get out of car, dad goes somewhere, sister goes into house.

gang arrives, weeoo police siren, a fight break out, so we yell for christine to come out of house and she come. we all get into car to pick up dad i want to get into driver seat b/c more control, bu whatever i in back.

mom drive around real slow and weird. i see dad so we uturn to get him. he is like at concentration camp working and not allowed to leave. but we call him over because we are going to rescue him. but he only reluctantly comes over. we beckon him in and mom and him give a sort of "sad smile" almost as if they know the plan will not work and we are all screwed.

mom drives surprisingly slowly as if under control, posessed, by some entity, to try to make us fail. finally i try to help ou by unbuckling my seatbelt and i want to floor the gas pedal with my HAND but as i reach over CHRISTINE restrains me and starts to tickle me and do weird-ass motions with herself. i'm like wh are you restraining me we have to escape and she's like "hehe because i'm a weird girl hehehehehe" nd i'm like oh no my sister si under the influence of the posession entity demon thing too. and then finally big brother is taking over my mind and i feel the laugh coming on "huh huh huh huh huh" as a groan escapes from me in real life.