Most people believe the Zerg to have origins from the Xel Naga. My dreams have told me otherwise. Believe it or not, the Zerg actually came from broccoli!
The Zerg were actually born from man-made genetic engineering. 1,000 years into the future, I witness the standard medical procedure to treating an infested human, and one of the most important steps is to withhold any forms of modern organic food, especially "modern broccoli." "Modern" refers to anything made within the past couple centuries or so; "ancient broccoli" refers to any breed of broccoli that we currently eat (21st century).
Why broccoli, you may ask? Well it just so happens that through the years of constant genetic engineering and "improvement" of food, broccoli was the first such food to develop sentient clusters of cells that deviated from our human goals of improving nourishment. Those other broccoli cells had their own goals in mind, and because of our genetic engineering they had become very, very adept at lightning-fast evolution/mutation. They were the Zerg.
I witnessed another scene in which one military commander takes a large gulp of wine, only to keel over dead seconds later. A separate commander, believing the first to have simply had extremely low alcohol tolerance, takes a small sip of the same wine and also keels over dead. This wine has had its food cells infested by the Zerg.
So, as you can see, it started with broccoli, but currently any organic material is at risk of having been compromised by the Zerg. Most modern foods are not infested, but some are -- you have to be careful what you eat or you might be at risk for becoming a Zerg. When in doubt, go ancient! Eat only breeds of food that have not been genetically altered since 2800 a.d.
Just my two cents.
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