Mince Meat

We are on a train. The train stops. The station "doors" open.

The station doors are REALLY confusing. So confusing that Johnny Hwang is all like "WHATHAFACK?!" They are a maze. They open, and I step through one set of doors, but I'm not really sure if I'm in the station yet, because there's a maze of fences made from blue metallic mesh. I step through yet another set of doors and it seems I just got closer to the train again!

"The doors are closing. Please stand clear of the doors."

Well I am clear of the doors but DAMN these metallic mesh fences are CLOSING ON ME. AHHH I'm going to be crushed alive! "WHATHAFACK" says Johnny again. We are shortly thereafter crushed alive.

I feel... restrained... as if in hibernation or suspended animation, but alive. Why am I still alive, even unhurt? Ah, therein lies the GENIUS of this crushing system. You see, it left our BLOOD VESSELS intact. Yes, and that's all we need to survive. Our blood vessels. It somehow circumvented all of our vital organs and is now encasing all of our blood vessels in metallic material, with microscopic precision. Don't ask me how it was able to trap our blood vessels in a fine mesh without even breaking our skin/muscle/bones/brain/heart; this is dream logic. "How am I going to get out of this trap?" I think to myself. "Ah, requires too much brain power to think of some creative plot device... would rather wake up," responds my brain.

Solution: In retrospect, we could have simply waited for the next train to arrive. The doors and fences would then have opened, thereby freeing our blood vessels. Then we could have used that precious time to try to get free of the station before the doors closed again.