Holes in his Cheeks

This happened a couple of days before "Marijuana Exhibition," but I forgot to write about it until now.

My friend Alex was eating two lollipops at the same time. Both lollipops were completely in his mouth (even including the stick parts). They were positioned horizontally such that they were poking out and extending his cheeks, making his cheeks look fat and unnatural. Suddenly, he drew both lollipops out of his mouth, simultaneously, from opposite cheeks, through a hole in each of his cheeks. Each "hole" was basically two 0.5cm-long slits in the form of an X, which permitted 4 skin flaps to open up into a hole.

Naturally, I was disgusted, and exclaimed, "dude, what the ****?"

Alex responded nonchalantly, "I have cysts in my mouth, so they did some surgery on my cheeks."

note: this was a dream.